"wafrpub"

"wafrpub" - If you know a child in need of breaking a bad vanilla wafer dependence, get him out of the wafrpub and call 888-NO-WAFR. It's time for banana pudding to just be banana pudding again.

"emrpzi"

"emrpzi" - A Western Siberian soft drink developed by those odd little emo kids that drink way too much Pepsi. Yeah, I bet you didn't know they drank Pepsi in Western Siberia. It's an emo thing.

"yirlzay"

"yirlzay" - the very word for a person that is so lazy, it's not even worth spelling right.

"ufnktkyk"

ufnktkyk----a relatively unknown species of chicken that is unfunky.

(Submitted by Jen)

"jqgtmstr"

"jqgtmstr" - Is there really another way to spell jagermeister when you're completely jager bombed already? I don't think so...or at least don't remember it any other way.

"pmpyt"

"pmpyt" - Adjective describing a vehicle heavily laden with aftermarket accessories. Very popular on cars like compacts, and or sub-compacts in Mexico.

"qpwwf"

"qpwwf" - The loud, ridiculous noise my body would make hitting the mat after, not launching, but harmlessly falling off the High Bar.