Wednesday, August 20, 2008

"qpwwf"

"qpwwf" - The loud, ridiculous noise my body would make hitting the mat after, not launching, but harmlessly falling off the High Bar.

Saturday, August 16, 2008

"Rodxbt"


"rodxbt" - In 1982, A young upstart show on PBS was just getting started, and they went to Bill Cosby for show titles. In true Cosby form, he jokingly strummed his bottom lip while saying "Road Exhibit", and almost started a national phenomenon. However, the producers knew he was only joking and after a few other interesting trial names, "Antiques Roadshow" was born.


Friday, August 15, 2008

Getting Some of These Caught Up!

***NOTE*** Look out for pictures coming soon! We're going to get to the bottom of this strange long forgotten, or just lesser used language!


"zcwchg" - I'm not sure exactly what this one means, but it certainly HAS to be cool, because, really, how could ANYTHING be EoZ... (Enemy of Zcwchg)


"aewxl" - The necessary attachment point for the specific bar necessary for "Boo" to get into your ride, when sportin' 26's. It's a Gump thang.


hasypxuc" - Egyptian term meaning "left in pie pan". Cause, Egyptians really enjoy their pot pies.


gedahf" - The muffled sound of "get off" spelled out in the muffled form. Screamed for the first time by Gary Coleman on Different Strokes when Willis tried to smother him with a pillow in a coked out rage. A very disturbing moment that I'm sure helped lead to the end of the troubled series.


"ugurpv" - a lesser known, slightly more annoying "sub" catagory of hearburn, slash acid reflux that doctors completely ignore, no matter how much you tell them about it, forcing an obnoxious addiction to Pepcid chewable tablets.

...not that I know anything about having ugurpv. (insert eye roll here)


"yclsheb" - a specific pattern of flem on the most unreachable spot of your vehicles interior windshield, occurring after an uncontrollable sneeze.


"hafvve" - An actual term used to describe a "half full" can of beans. It only pertains to cans of beans, 40 oz. or larger. Of East Eurasian origin.


tebzy" - A Teletubbie hopeful eliminated early in the talent process. He was thought to be a real contender for a final four position until he picked the wrong lullaby, and made the baby cry. Simon exited his happy hiney stage left.


"yojrk" - heard on NY city street corners for years now.


"balpdo" - a slightly more repugnant version of "Pepto" sold only on the island of Cozumel, Mexico. Used to clean toilets, as well as clear out an upset tummy due to too many burritos with "authentic" salsa. 5000 pesos.


ejwyx" - A mechanical swing arm attached to a candy production robot at the Woncho, Wisconsin Marrs Chocolate Factory, that is responsible for the single pieces of twix candy bars that are rejected during production.


jjyaeaz" - Finally, the actual spelling of the rapper, "Little John's", famous expression.

"Furddash"

"furddash" - (PG-13) - Term used by more mature adults when witnessing the hords of young men getting completely overdressed and heading to "clubs" in metropolitan areas in the hopes of meeting that one special individual.

The Veri-cabulary

For the past few months, I've noticed, and have been entertained by the "word verifications" that crop up while leaving comments on people's blogs. I thought to myself, "Self, ...are any of these letter combinations actually "words".... in these "word verifications"? Not usually, or arrrrrrrrre they? I've done a little research.... These are some of the ones I've found... Let's keep track together...



1."zrmtkq" - The behind the scenes term used by the East Russian counterparts of the Verizon technical support team, describing the horizontal lines appearing on my blackberry screen, rendering it completely unusable. Remember though, it's only the "horizontal" lines....vertical is something completely different.

2. "zcwchg" - I'm not sure exactly what this one means, but it certainly HAS to be cool, because, really, how could ANYTHING be EoZ......that would just be silly.

3. "fnxmxd" - A term only known by old school electronics installers deeply entrenched in the "biz" for the inevitable big ball of tangled wires found behind your entertainment center when a reorganization is required. It's amazing. A puzzle...if you will.

Just a few examples! More to come soon if I can find them! I'll keep them coming as well!